Sprockettes gettin muddy

November 4th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | No Comments »

A lot of you have been telling us to not get too attached to our softer side lately. So in response, we decided to go cyclocross! But then some people said “Ok, not bad. It’s not the soft side, but it’s still not hard core enough.” So we’ve decided to go single speed cyclocross.

This weekend (sorry for the short notice) after the Cross Crusade race on Sunday, November 8th, will be the Singlespeed Cyclocross World Championships at 4pm. This is the Portland Single Speed Collective, and since we’re a collective, how could this not be a perfect match?

Portland International Raceway (PIR) at West Delta Park – 1940 North Victory Boulevard
Sunday
3:45pm for our show
4:00pm for the Single Speed racing

Bring your galoshes.

Get lit and give love!

October 28th, 2009 Posted in General | No Comments »

So I just bought a new bell for my bike the other day at a bike shop I’d never been to before, Metropolis Cycle Repairs. They had an I (heart) PDX bell, which I thought would be a nice accessory to display on my bike. As I watch people on the MAX stare at my city-love proclaiming bell, I think to myself “Hmm, what do I love about PDX?” I think of the fall colors, the kind people, the fabulous public transportation….My mind travels not to exotic places, but to my home.

What’s the newest thing I (heart) about PDX? The Community Cycling Center‘s Get Lit. I’m riding home from work in the autumnal evening darkness in a constant panic that my rear light is dead. The hook on the back broke so I can’t fit it onto the bracket. So it’s zip-tied to the bike. So when the batteries die (they’re already dying), I can either never take the light off to replace them, or I can’t get the light back on in safely, snugly back into the zip ties. But what do I find but a mass of well-lit Community Cycling Center volunteers handing out AND installing Planet Bike rear and front lights. For free. For us. For me. For the young woman who pulled up right after me in a lather of joy and appreciation because her rear light was recently stolen, and unlike me with my dying batteries, she had none. She had none. Now she has some. And they are bright. And safe. So safe.

I (heart) PDX and the way that grassroots organizations will step up to encourage and support biking. We don’t have all the kinks worked out for truly sharing the road (such as building up more and safer infrastructure for cycling and public transit instead of a 12-lane behemoth that practically dares drivers to try to fill it up each day), we are moving in the right direction. By PSU we have bike tracks. We have bike boxes around town. And thanks to the ever-wonderful CCC, we have even more folks out there who can see and be seen on the road. We’re moving in the right direction, and the way is lit.

International Climate Action Day

October 21st, 2009 Posted in Shows | No Comments »

If you want to see how international this action is going to be, check out 350.org. There are activities, events, and actions all day long at various locations. One of them is by Greenpeace, who is hosting an ActionArt Fest 12 – 4PM at the Hawthorne Theatre (1507 SE 39th Ave). Also, there will be a “Stop the CRC”-themed march and bike ride. Meet at noon at Col. Summers park (SE 20th and Belmont) on bike, or if you’re on foot, meet on the PSU campus in the park blocks just north of the farmer’s market at 12:30. This group will join others marching to Pioneer Courthouse Square.

At 8:30 that evening, we will be using acrobatics and modern dance to promote bike love at Green Drop Garage at 1417 SE 9th Avenue. Check out our “Shows” page for details.

While the Sprockettes are not a specifically political group, y’all know by now that we hold passionate opinions about the value of human powered vehicles and working collectively and collaboratively to promote health and well-being (for us and for the home we inhabit). That’s the fancy way of saying “come to this show, especially if you haven’t seen our love song to Trimet yet!”

Ft. Collins, New Belgium party style

September 7th, 2009 Posted in Tour | No Comments »

Well, well, well, Ft. Collins, the Sprockettes are thrilled to have made your acquaintance. With somewhere between 8000 and 15,000 costumed attendees at the festival, we got to see New Belgium’s dedication to its hometown as well as the passion Ft. Collinites have for bikes (and beer, of course). The city has more old school cruiser bikes than Amsterdam, and being part of the morning bike parade, as well as traversing the streets of Old Town Saturday night, was like a never-ending museum tour for us velophiles.

We were fortunate to call Pete and Lili’s place home base for our stay. Thank you so much for sharing your space, your Fat Tire ale, your record collection, and of course Sabbath, the black Lab.

We want to take a step back here to make certain that anyone who reads these posts really grasps why we have been participating in Tour de Fat for three years running. On Sunday morning, Sarah from New Belgium gave us a full tour of the brewery, and we were able to learn some of the company’s history and current business practices. This reminded us, again, of our shared sense of peaceful and positive activism to promote health, sustainability, shared power and decision-making, and bikes (among other things). The wind-powered, worker-owned brewery is filled with original art celebrating the employees and their adventures, and natural-light pours in to fill the entire place with warmth and an energizing glow. The operation utilizes energy-efficient machinery, they have compost and recycling bins all over, and they collaborate with other companies with like-minded business practices for things like merchandise production. So if you wonder why we opt to leave our hometown during so much of the summer to do the tour, know that it’s because we so strongly support this company that grows and grows but does not lose sight of its mission to treat workers fairly, leave as small an environmental trace as it can, and give free bikes to employees on their 1st anniversary working there.

May we suggest, to any who might pass through Colorado on your travels, a stop for the brewery tour? You will learn so much about craft beer production as well as the innovation that keeps a philosophically-minded company thriving.

If you’re not going to Colorado this month then, please check out our “Shows” tab for info on 2 upcoming Portland shows. In October we wrap up our time with Tour de Fat 2009 in San Diego.

Oh, Boise!

August 25th, 2009 Posted in Tour | No Comments »

Thank you, Boise, for bringing the biggest crowd so far and raising the most money at any of the shows we’ve been at this year for Tour de Fat. What an amazing bike loving community you have! The whole afternoon was energetic and exciting, filled with people in fabulous costumes. We swam in the Payette River (as in mostly sitting stone still on one spot in the icy water: brr) after the show to cool off and admire Idaho’s incredible natural beauty.

And, dare I say it, we got three (yes, three) animal mascots for this stop of the tour. Maisy, Anya, and the big, black lab (sorry, girl, I’ll get your name) kept us company at our host house just outside of Boise. We stayed with some family of Seattle’s Jryde, who treated us just like family. When we weren’t trying to catch up on sleep or stare at the gorgeous, expansive landscape, we toured the garden, admiring their lavender and incredible veggie patch. On the side, they run Long Dog Lavender Farm. On the other side, they also love picking fresh berries and making huckleberry pancakes for a tired crew of girls in hot pink and black. Thank you Jon and Debi! While we’re on the subject of family and eating, we were lucky enough to pack in two family visit/food fests with Agent Sweetpea’s grandparents in Eastern Oregon, and we can’t express enough thanks for that as well!

While we were in town, Jryde and the Idaho Movie House set up an outdoor screening of Veer at sunset for Boise. It was really well received, and we were thrilled to be in attendance to watch the film with a whole different crowd of cyclists. After the film, we managed to somehow bump into the entire MarchFourth Marching Band making its way down the street to a club for a late-night party. Of course, we joined Boise in the parade and sneaked in one last dance in Idaho.

We’re back home, recovering from one-hour time difference jet lag and the hot, cloudless days east of the Cascades. Some girls are headed to Burning Man, others to toodle around town or travel around the Northwest for work or play. Next stop: Ft. Collins, CO, home of New Belgium Brewing!

news flash: no Sprockettes performance Sunday

August 13th, 2009 Posted in Uncategorized | 2 Comments »

Sorry for the inconvenience, but the Sprockettes will not be performing at Sunday Parkways this weekend due to a scheduling glitch.

We still encourage you to come out and support the other performers and organizations and celebrate a little combustion-engine free cavorting in the streets for the day.

See you Saturday at 2:25om. Tour de Fat has free entry and entertainment 12-5pm.

a new mascot

August 12th, 2009 Posted in Tour | No Comments »

People, this is serious. We have yet another tour mascot: Chicken the cat. We forgot to mention that last weekend was the 13th annual Dead Baby Downhill. Enormous hot pink and black hugs go to Nickey Robo, her roommates, and Chicken for housing us in Seattle. The Dead Baby party was incredible, and we shared the stage with Seattle’s Bicycle Belles, the B:C:Clettes (how can you not enjoy it?), and On the Double. What? The bike dancing and the double dutching took over a city block until good and late.

Of course the solar-powered Tour de Fat festival the next day was fabulous, even in the cloudy and 60-something degree weather.  And we’ve got another one coming up this weekend, y’all.

You know they sell New Belgium beer at Tour de Fat, with 100% of the money going to local non-profits. But did you know if you go to a grocery store these days and purchase a pack of Fat Tire that you’re buying an heirloom? Look carefully at the Fat Tire carrying-case-box-thing artwork because there is, in fact, a hot little Sprockettes bike resting in the grass just begging to be picked up and danced upon. On that note, we’ll see y’all under the Hawthorne Bridge this Saturday afternoon.

dancing the NW

July 29th, 2009 Posted in Tour | No Comments »

Just a happy little reminder, y’all, that we are still bringing out the bike dancing, even though the Midwest tour is complete.

Keep your eyes on the “Shows” tab on this site. Here’s what August has in mind for us….

August 8: Tour de Fat, Seattle at Gas Works Park around 2:25pm

August 15: Tour de Fat, Portland at Waterfront Park by the Hawthorne Bridge on the West side around 2:25pm

August 16: Sunday Parkways, Col. Summer Park SE Belmont and Se 20th

August 22: Tour de Fat Boise, ID at Ann Morrison Park

We’ve been dancing at around 1:30-2:30pm at Tour de Fat shows, and Sunday Parkways should be 1pm. Don’t be late. We take names, and if you’re tardy, you might have to stay after school and clean our chains.

last stop, Minneapolis

July 20th, 2009 Posted in Tour | No Comments »

Sorry for the delay in posting, folks.  Here’s the updates from the “From Cascadia With Love” tour last Midwest stop, Minneapolis, MN. By the way, Minneapolis, we love your light rail system and your extensive bicycle highways! Several folks proudly boasted to us “We’re the number two bicycling city in the US, just behind Portland!”

Once again, Daniel wowed us with his driving prowess, carrying us across another state line and another time change into MN. We arrived to warm greetings from Nate, Jake, and Tommy who had recently returned home from their month-long Minneapolis to Portland round trip bicycle tour. We crashed on the front steps, looked fruitlessly for the elusive Minneapolis mascots, Corrina and Rudi the cats, and then hit the Hard Times Cafe for some veggie dinner. Next stop was down the road at Medusa for their regular drag night dance party. The Sprockettes have long been proud of our face glitter at performances, but these Minneapolis folks brought us to our knees with their glittering skills. The dance/performance party was in a tightly packed little space, the night’s theme was sci-fi, and we were the opening act of the night. Due to some space constraints inside, we ended up dishing out just a little teaser performance instead of our full set sometime near midnight. Dancing with a fog machine, bubble machine, and strobe light was really fun if not slightly blinding.

The next day was Tour de Fat, and it was chilly.  (I hesitate to say it was full on cold, as Minnesota residents would laugh at us for thinkin 60 degrees is cold. But Ok, we felt cold.) Some of us spotted these bizarrely puffy gray and black things hovering still in the sky. We don’t know what they were, but they were somehow blocking the sunlight. Fortunately, the day stayed dry, but it was rather autumnal.  An amazing crowd showed up, given the cool, windy weather. This was a pretty heavily costumed crowd, which made it a lot of fun. We met a few MDCs (I’m not spelling out the name, just to be a little family friendly, y’all) who talked about using street performance as activism. While the Sprockettes are not as overt as MDC in using dance for political activism, if you’ve seen this summer’s set, you know that we have a public transportation agenda in addition to some song lyrics such as “Let’s go out for a bike ride,” and “Do you wanna ride my bike?”

After a fabulous Tour de Fat afternoon, we taught Daniel some acro-balance moves and headed back to our homebase, the incredible, old house where Jake and Brie live. That night, there was a fundraising benefit for Bedlam Theatre, which is conveniently located right next door to Medusa, the performance space from the evening before. That place looks like the love child of Imago Theatre in Portland with a rooftop bar. Gorgeous. We were lured there by our dearest friends, Mucca Pazza, who performed at the Chicago and Minneapolis Tour de Fat shows. They brought the house down and coaxed the last little bits of energy out of our bodies on the dance floor.

Right around waking up time (7:30 am on Sunday!), Corrina the cat finally forgot she was terribly shy and let a few of us pet her.  Much like her and Rudi, we felt the bittersweet tug of sticking around for more love and attention and burrowing away for a moment of stillness and the comfort of home. The fact that we had plane tickets for Portland already paid for might have been the only real thing that ended up pulling us out of that fine Minneapolis house and our friends’ loving arms.

Tour de Fat goes on into October, and we have five more stops with them. But we did bid farewell to the absolutely gorgeous Midwest, and we bid a hearty “see you later” (not good-bye) to the folks who housed us, fed us, cared for us, cheered for us, danced with us, and showed us a miraculous time. Agent Curse, Agent Trouble, and Daniel were thrilled to meet up with family and friends from back home. The rest of us were so grateful to finally have made it to that part of the country to see the natural beauty and soak in all the love. We have undoubtedly returned to Cascadia with much more love than we started with. Please stay tuned for more updates in a couple weeks; right now we’re shifting back into our routines, and we’ll pick back up with Sunday Parkways and Tour de Fat soon!

“From Cascadia with Love.”

t-shirts and tour music

July 17th, 2009 Posted in Merchandise, Tour | 2 Comments »

Crowds, y’all have been so amazing buying t-shirts, spoke cards, and other Sprockettes merchandise (all of which we make ourselves!). Looks like we’ve run out of some t-shirts in the sizes and designs that some of you wanted. We’re so sorry we weren’t able to bring any more with us on the road. So stay patient, but more importantly, stay in touch!

If we ran out of something you wanted, please email us at sprockettes@gmail.com with a description of what you wanted (black with pink print, pink with black print, black with white print, stars, moons, size, male or female style, etc.) and your contact info. When we get back home from the tour next week, we’ll work out the best way to get those things to you. It may end up being a PayPal thing or a send us a check and we’ll mail it thing. We’re not sure yet how that will roll out, but keep in touch with us, and we’ll let you know soon, soon, soon.

Some folks have asked about the music and artists we dance to. The music you’ve heard this summer is:

Get Serious by Portland’s Euromotion

Burning Coal by Portland’s Here Comes a Big Black Cloud

Anthem by Rad America’s Show Me the Pink

Bike Ride by Trucks

Ride My Bike by Triangle

Bike Rack by Transportation Authority of River City (Louisville, KY)

S.O.T.I. (Sexy On The Inside) by Olympia, Washington’s Romanteek

(and a couple others, wink, wink)